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You may have heard of or seen something like this:

 

This very intriguing specimen is actually two things put together. You probably know the top half, but for those who don't, it's Toad from the Super Mario Bros games. The bottom half is much less well known. The legs in the image are the limbs of Bayonetta. If you don't know who Bayonetta is, this pretty much sums it up: Bayonetta is a character in the same-named game series by Nintendo. It is the only game of Nintendo's that is certainly not kid friendly. And that's it. Somebody has mashed Bayonetta and Toad together. And Altaco exists to make merchandise.